1. Miu Miu's Lady Harlequin Bubble Tunic, $1,790 at eluxury.com: Creepy, crazy, and circus-y.
2. Fendi's Multi-Circle Dress, $2,480 at eluxury.com: You are getting sleepy...
3. Bottega Veneta's Rope Trim Dress, $1,230 at eluxury.com: A potato sack meets an ugly set of pajamas.
4. Ralph Lauren Collection's Roland Dress, $1,698 at Bergdorf Goodman: Your 6th grade dance, reincarnated in dress form.
5. Roberto Cavalli Floral Gown, $4,175 at Bergdorf Goodman: Did your dress just catch on fire?