Zac Posen: Trashionista

If you've ever wanted to look like a furry trashbag, this dress is right for you. Not only does it provide the proper featherduster with which to sweep the floor and gaping guests in your wake, it also leaves plenty of space to eat to your heart's content! And don't forget the disproportionately large keyhole for others to view an odd pound of flesh. This incomprehensible trashbag is yours come spring.