Alexander McQueen: Train Wreck

Alexander McQueen is known to indulge in eccentricities that perplex even the most daring fashionistas. In his Spring 2008 show, he subjected his models to odd birdcage-like head ornaments and plants, backyard tents as dresses, creepy masks and alien facial makeup, and this monstrosity, a cross between a winding staircase and a cheap toy train set. I'm afraid I'll have to throw this papa off the train.